What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:03
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : I'm 24.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : I don't drink
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Tea ?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
What thing happened to you as a child that you haven’t let go of to this day?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Why do we exist, and why are we conscious?
Me : Because it's month of August.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Me : I don't drink coffee also
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Me : Thank you.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Then let's have some coffee
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Do Americans realize how much goodwill and credibility they've lost in the past two weeks?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Me : Sure.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!